"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison, South Park
"What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!" - The Jesus, The Big Lebowski
"47% of all statistics are made up on the spot." - Old addage
"remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work." - Rachel Owen
"I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments" - Rob, High Fidelity
"Since our theories are so far ahead of experimental capabilities, we are forced to use mathematics as our eyes. That's why we follow it where it takes us even if we can't see where we're going." - Brian Greene
"Once you believe you can do something, do it as fast as you can" - James Watson