Dear Rice and Beans,
I don’t know how to say this any other way, so… I’m leaving you.
In the garbage.
I know it’s cliche, but: It’s not you. It’s me. I wish things were different. I love your veganness, and that you came from El Zarape, the best mexican restaurant in San Diego. [...]
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This is the end
21Jun07Quarter
24May07felixpops: i’d love to sit out in montana or wyoming for a week or two
me: I might do a week in Montana this summer
felixpops: shit, really?! that’s funny. i was looking at the new quarters the other day and found that i had a montana one
and the buffalo skull just got me all [...]
Forbidden love
13May07According to a Google search…
If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
If drooling over hott anime guys is wrong I don’t what to be right.
What’s the use of proofreading when he’s walking around in girly shoes? If girly proofreading is [...]
Gotcha
22Nov06Google has recently improved their book search so that you can read more easily… dragging pages around, zooming in and out, and such. To try the new features out, I went to books.google.com and searched for “cuisine” and clicked the first book in the results.
Go ahead, click the link. Browse through a the [...]
