Monthly Archive for June, 2008

Actually doing things

Sometimes you have an idea for something you want to do.

  1. be cool like miranda july and write a book like this.  You know, just write a little every day
  2. look around more in public spaces and look for almost-art. Like, splotches on the sidewalk that kind of look like an alien. Add little eyes so it is an alien
  3. volunteer or get a job with barack obama working on his web site. lots to do there.  I would love that job.
  4. keep working on an old project like forkolator
  5. get on point. go for a run, eat some good food. get a bunch done in a day instead of loafing so much (but don’t hate on the loafing).
  6. call your family

Then you think “oh, yeah, that’d be cool. maybe I’ll do that.  maybe I’ll do that later.  tomorrow or something.”

But seriously, there is no future.  The future doesn’t exist.  We think “the future will be here soon” but it’s not true.  All you get is a bunch of “nows”.  The future is always one step ahead.  And the past is over, don’t try doing anything with the past.  You do it now or you do it never.

If you’re really feeling lazy, you don’t have to actually do it, but just set it in motion.  Think about what you can actually do.  In practical terms, what can really be done.  You know, like writing that first paragraph.  Or contacting someone about something.  At the very least think of that and then think of the time later on when you’re gonna do it.  Plan on it.

And then get back to loafing.  But only then.

This is what a feminist looks like

The Young Buck – 50 Cent Phone Call

Frisbeetarianism

George Carlin died yesterday. He is the originator of Frisbeetarianism, the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and get stuck.

This is what happens when you rush out of the house too quickly in the morning

This is what happens when you rush out of the house too quickly in the morning.

This is what happens when you rush out of the house too quickly in the morning.

Imprinting

Strawberry Shortcake

Caption:

“Strawberry Shortcake is a berry sweet, spunky red-haired girl with enough optimism to fill a strawberry field!  She believes things are growing better all the time and puts her heart in all she does! No wonder she has so many berry good friends!”

Translation:

“Strawberry Shortcake, who takes a bashful stance, actively courts the camera, and wears a short skirt to show off her legs, is nice, and takes a lot of bullshit without speaking out against it. She has enough optimism to fill a strawberry field.  Her optimism prevents her from getting angry.  No one likes an angry girl!  She believes things are growing better all the time, and doesn’t like to focus on enduring problems like those crazy feminists always do.  What Negative Nellys!  She puts her heart into all she does.  With enough heart, who needs brains or experience?  Her many friends are evidence that she’s doing things right.  The patriarchy takes care of its own.”

Huckeberry Pie

Caption:

“Huckleberry Pie lives in Huckleberry Briar. His house is a tree fort with lookout port, skateboard ramps, and even secret entrances!  He’s adventurous and fun, and zooms over on his skateboard to visit his friends.”

Translation:

“Huckleberry Pie, who stands confidently and can only be bothered for a second to glance at the camera before he continues skateboarding, lives somewhere cool.  He owns property, and things happen there.  There’s need for a lookout port and secret entrances, that’s how important the things are that happen there.  He has a skateboard ramp because unlike Strawberry he has a body and does things with his body.  It’s best Strawberry doesn’t know she has a body because her body is owned by men.  Huckeberry takes risks and goes on adventures, while Strawberry takes care of the “optimism”.  He actively constructs a social network for himself, whereas Strawberry just draws people to her with her virtue.”

Is Black Music Month racist?

Jakob Lodwick is full of “anger” about “racist” Black Music Month and “disgust” for some people who think it’s ok.

I’m a bit confused here… Is Black History Month really racist?

My feeling is that what’s racist is the ghettoisation of black music in the other 11 months.  What’s racist is that MC’s and DJ’s can’t get into college music programs, but opera singers and violists can.

And I also sort of feel that if we’re going to be angry and disgusted about anything, it should be the racism in the police and judicial system.  Or the racism in our drug policy.  These are big deals.  Black Music Month just doesn’t seem that serious to me.

Am I missing something?

Portfolio

In order to prepare for my new career as a musician, I needed some glamour shots:

Me, playing ukelele in a fake bathroom stall.

Flowbama

There’s a concept called flow in pop psychology. It’s what happens when athletes achieve the singular focus required to achieve superhuman feats. It’s what happens when chess players drift away so completely into the world of knights and pawns that they can play a brilliant move without really knowing why.

It’s what happens when you become so much a part of what you are doing that the parts of you that are needed for the job at hand are imbued with all of the energy and focus you can muster, while the rest of your unneeded body and mind stand so silent that they seem to disappear.

We all have different gifts, and can enter this flow state at certain times. Certain people only hit this stride while creating art, or playing sports. Others hit this state while working on difficult math problems or while telling stories to a playful crowd of friends. Some people, like Martin Luther King, and like many other preachers before and after him, enter this flow state from behind the pulpit or the podium.

After watching Barack Obama’s speech, it’s clear he’s one of those people. His speech started off slowly and at times he felt cold, listing off his well rehearsed hopes. But he gathered his momentum with great skill, playing the crowd in an expert crescendo. And as he entered the last minutes of his time, with his supporters reaching an ever increasing frenzy, he hit his stride.

He found flow.

And that’s a magical thing. That’s a really magical thing. It’s the difference between craft and art.

I know people say there’s more to being president than speaking well. And they’re right. But he’s got good judgement, a good heart, and he’s spent a lot of years working to better government from without and within.

And those things, in a person who can truly speak to people, is about all I need in a president.

On the GI Bill that McCain and Bush don’t support

A letter Wesley Clark’s web site web site:

21 May 2008

General Clark,

My name is Michael B. I am an Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran. I served with the 89th Military Police Brigades in Baghdad, Balad and Ashraf, Iraq in 2004 and 2005. I was only 18 years old when I left my home to go and serve my country. I was a member of the Pennsylvania Army National Guard for six years and was just separated in April. I am now 23 years old and cannot use my GI Bill anymore. According to the VA, the chapter 1607 GI Bill that I was using is only available to drilling reservists. And I’ve been told that I cannot use the Chapter 1606 GI Bill anymore. and 42

I’m telling you these stories so that you can hear from someone on the ‘front lines’ of this battle. I’ve sent letters to both Senator Bob Casey and Senator Arlen Specter (my senators) asking them to support the new GI Bill. I’m spreading the word among my fellow vets and my family and friends, asking them to spread the word about Bush and McCain not supporting the GI Bill. I’ve heard that they won’t support it because they fear that too many soldiers will want to get out of the military to use their new GI Bill. The net effect of that would be that retention rates drop. Should anyone ever doubt that Americans will stop answering their nation’s call?

Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain are misguided and fearful. I helped three young men join the Army National Guard recently. All three are satisfactory recruits with bright futures. Never should anyone doubt that our military will crumble because of college tuition assistance. If anything, the new GI Bill will help make the decision to join the military easier.

I greatly admire you sir and have appreciated the work that you do for veterans across America. Thank you for your time. God bless you!

Your Fellow Vet,

Michael B.

On a semi-unrelated note, Clark may be Obama’s running mate.

This is it.